Country town
"S'pose i better get your detail',
Said the concierge.
'What would you like to know?',
I replied, projecting what I
Hoped was bonhomie.
'What's your jock size?',
Sarcastically,
'you'd be a fat cunt!'.
We continued until finally,
'That'll be $25 cunt!'
Maybe that's their way of being
friendly?.
'I don't think so', commented
My son, 'just a dickhead'.
