Who am I to doubt
his veracity,
the electrician maintained
he had been captured by aliens
whilst returning from the
Rooty Hill RSL - Vegas of the west!
He was teleported up, still inside
his twin cab ute, and given the
mandatory anal probe.
Initially he decided to keep
the story quiet,
fearing ridicule,
eventually he told a
reality television producer
how the experience had
given him insight into
his past lives and
rejuvenated sex with
his wife who had also
been a pharoah.
He passed lie detector
tests and stood up well
under hypnosis.
Now he and his wife
do very well from a
wealth exchange at
income for knowledge
workshops and are
considered authorities
on the effects of
the full moon.
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