Tuesday, 29 May 2012
Poem # 62 Hearthworks I
Hearthworks I
I walked in from observing the night sky
yet again humbled by the celestial spread
of grandeur,
and in a moment of clear seeing saw the
Aga stove, there it was, a thin pink
penumbra all around the outline of the
circular lid on the top of the stove,
and a hazy oval of energy on its side,
and small imperfections in the cast iron,
or bits of household detritus, began to
spark and twinkle in the surface of the
metal, burning off in minimal bursts
of final existence
like the stars in the night.
and I was reminded how everything is
part of the great matrix of existence.
Friday, 25 May 2012
Poem # 61 Doggy C Rap
Doggy C Rap
Too many little doggies shitting on the floor
Too many little doggies shitting on the floor
Too many little doggies shitting on the floor
Hard to ignore little doggies
Shitting on the floor
give them the science diet each monthly
and give them prime steak fortnightly
but still the little turds gleam brightly
to spite me
doesn't seem quite right
to me
don't ya see!
Too many little doggies shitting on the floor
Too many little doggies shitting on the floor
Too many little doggies shitting on the floor
too many to stand
little doggies
c'mon!
I give them a pat when they're goodly
give them a brush when they're ruffly
give them a hug when they're luvly
give them a bone when they're chewy
and still they are pooey
That's no good to me.
one little doggie crapped in my backpack
one little doggie peed on my laptop
one little doggie chewed up my wallet
Too much to take little doggies!
y'all hear me!
little doggies got to learn to go outside
little doggies got to learn to go outside
little doggies got to learn to go outside
have a little pride little doggies
go outside little doggies
c'mon!
no more sleeping on the rug little doggies
no more sleeping near the hearth each nightly
gonna be mean streets for you little doggies
and I be telling you quietly
gonna be trouble with the man little doggies
less you straighten out that strife
forthrightly!
You know what I mean,
y'all hear me
C'mon!
Tuesday, 15 May 2012
Poem # 59 A Traditional Lament
Traditional mountain Lament
To be performed a capella
Clears throat
" I was cleaning my jacknife
When you did appear
So I leapt to my feet
And I cut off your ear.
Yo-de-lay lil' darlin
Don't you come here
No more. Take this as
A warning get your
ear off my floor
My floor!, My floor!,
take this as a warning
Get your ear
off my floor.
I stared, I stared,
Where the blood
puddle did lay.
I felt slightly
nauseous, I thought
I would die.
I threw on the sawdust
I threw on the lye.
I threw on a carpet
But no tear did
I cry.
I cry!, I cry!,
No tear did I cry.
Yo-de-lay lil darlin
Don't you come here
no more, take this
As a warning get
your ear off my floor.
My floor! My floor!,
Take this as a warning
get your ear off my floor."
( evil chuckle, he!he!he! )
Saturday, 5 May 2012
Poem # 58 Excellence!
Excellence!
She has nothing but
contempt for them
because they have
less knowledge
and experience
than her.
He has nothing but
contempt for her
because she has
less knowledge
and experience
than him.
They have nothing
but contempt
for them because
they have more
knowledge and
experience
than all of them,
and she despises
all of them
because she
has more
knowledge
and experience
than all of
them together.
That is excellence!
Friday, 4 May 2012
Poem # 57 Through my Window Glass
Amazing!
Where is Aesop when you need him?
The other night at about 10 pm,
it was dark, although the street has lights.
I looked out of my front window
and saw a fox and a black cat
walking down the street
side by side.
They were not running,
just strolling together
down the hill.
I was amazed!
Is this a common thing?
Were they hunting together?
Why didn't the fox eat the cat?
"Oh you cunning fox!", thought I.
A fox who swims with a piece of fur
in your teeth
to rid yourself of fleas.
When flea ridden you
let the fur raft
float down stream.
You pretend fellowship
with the cat - you won't fight-
no contest- no loss -
passive aggression rules!
A black cat would be really bad luck.
The cat thinks " this fox is my fox!"
but "what" asks my neighbor
who saw the cavalcade pass,
"happened to the duck?
When they strolled
past my house they
were with a handsome
tall brown duck."
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