Friday, 25 May 2012
Poem # 61 Doggy C Rap
Doggy C Rap
Too many little doggies shitting on the floor
Too many little doggies shitting on the floor
Too many little doggies shitting on the floor
Hard to ignore little doggies
Shitting on the floor
give them the science diet each monthly
and give them prime steak fortnightly
but still the little turds gleam brightly
to spite me
doesn't seem quite right
to me
don't ya see!
Too many little doggies shitting on the floor
Too many little doggies shitting on the floor
Too many little doggies shitting on the floor
too many to stand
little doggies
c'mon!
I give them a pat when they're goodly
give them a brush when they're ruffly
give them a hug when they're luvly
give them a bone when they're chewy
and still they are pooey
That's no good to me.
one little doggie crapped in my backpack
one little doggie peed on my laptop
one little doggie chewed up my wallet
Too much to take little doggies!
y'all hear me!
little doggies got to learn to go outside
little doggies got to learn to go outside
little doggies got to learn to go outside
have a little pride little doggies
go outside little doggies
c'mon!
no more sleeping on the rug little doggies
no more sleeping near the hearth each nightly
gonna be mean streets for you little doggies
and I be telling you quietly
gonna be trouble with the man little doggies
less you straighten out that strife
forthrightly!
You know what I mean,
y'all hear me
C'mon!
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